Fucking sayings and incantations - T-shirt, unisex

We collected some cultural information from our followers, namely various sayings and incantations fitting our theme. In just a couple of days, we received so many that we decided to create a few collage products from the survey's harvest! As an insult to all visual arts professionals, we naturally chose the beloved Comic Sans font.

The printed text on the product is as follows:
"Spins like a crazy dick in a madman's ass. Cunts swarm like poodles. Oh fucking shit. Sea otter's cunt-gatherer. It's annoying when the cunt doesn't taste good, even when seeking the cunt from the land, said the old sailor. As many words as a wooden log in a spoon box. Fucking fucking fuck. He who chooses pussy, hardly ever bangs. Go fuck yourself and whistle, turn inside out and lick. Spring of cunts and autumn storm of dicks. Slippery as a priest's cock on the wedding night. Fuck, wine, nicotine, every boy's vitamin. To a thousand pussy splinters. Oh, root of all evil and goat-fucking asses. Go fuck yourself to float water. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, postman and police. Head with a fuck, ear with a dick. So pissed off that Turku is visible. Spins like a crazy dick in a madman's ass. Dickhead. Cunts swarm like poodles, dicks stand like beggar boys. What the fuck. Put a cunt on your head and flee to the mountains. Fuck, if only it were a violin. Must hold on like a sore pussy. The whole grandma's wash went to hell. It went wrong like Jesus' Easter. Fuckingsatanadevils. Messed up like Suikkanen's wife's pubic hair. Folk of Cuntland. A pretty girl always deliberately lies on her stomach, breasts flatten and shit runs to the pussy. He who holds back a f*rt has other deceptions too. Shines like a goat's pussy. "Fuck it," said Vatanen, and a hundred more were gone. Whistle to hell. Oh Christ's fuck. Oh horse-cow-fuck. Fuck, it's so annoying. It's a fucking lie that there are bones in a dick. So pissed off my head will explode. May he smell a dick as long as there is fishing line on a reel. It went wrong like the war of independence. Oh fuck and margarine pussy. Fuck what shit. Head with a fuck. Oh fucking fucking fuck. Oh Christ's fuck. Head with a fuck, back of the head with a dick. Annoying like a small squirrel with a toothache and a frozen cone. Swings like a madman's dick in a madman's ass. So pissed off that blood doesn't circulate. Oh fuck, not a margarine pussy. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, metal mug, asshole. It's so windy that cunts squeal. Like a priest's cock in raisin soup on Christmas morning. Put a cunt on your head and smile. Pissed off like a little pig. Oh fuck, pussy and wooden ball. Spring of cunts. Fuckingsatan. It's horrible to die when your dick stays erect, because a hole must be carved in the coffin lid. It's like a mute pussy on a spruce branch. Head with a fuck and forehead with a dick. Oh Fuck. Swings like a madman's dick in a crazy person's ass. The singing voice was like a pubic hair - thin and impure. Smell a fuck and sneeze, fly across the sky. So pissed off that blood doesn't circulate. Pissed off like a squirrel in a dry summer. Nose runs like a groom's dick on the wedding night. Annoying like a small squirrel. It went wrong. I'll bring you piss. Cuntpussy hung on the wall. Millicunt centicunt decicunt cunt! Hectocunt decacunt oh horsefuckingfucking fuck. He's watching like a mute pussy. So pissed off that my lips sting. Oh fuck and margarine ass. Cunt squeals and leather flute wails. Uncle doesn't scold, uncle advises. Remember, boy, when you go somewhere, you have a briefcase, a dick, and common sense with you. Oh fuck, baker boy's dream. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, rooster's balls and condom. Fuck it's a fuck even if it's on your forehead. Bloody cunts and dick bones. Fucks, fucks, fucks, yes, they were open and they were closed. Cunt cheeks. Oh fuck and margarine dick. Pissed off like a flying squirrel in a clear-cut area. Oh goat's hairy pussy. Oh mother cat's hairy pussy. Fuck pussy, hung on the wall, hair stole, hair broke, pussy burst. Fucking devil and satan's fuck. Harsh teasing keeps yuppies away. Spins like a lingonberry in a pussy. Why the fuck are you whistling when your lip is split? It's horrible to die when your dick stays erect, a tower must be erected on the coffin lid. Pissed off like a toothless squirrel. Remember, boy, that there are slippery stairs in a pussy, many boys have stumbled on them. Spins like a lingonberry in a pussy. Put a cunt on your head and you'll have an eternal parting. Oh crying cunt. Oh people of Cuntland. Cunt gums. Oh fuck's mustache and through the ass. So pissed off that my face comes off. Oh sea otter's cunt skin. Spring of cunts and late winter of dicks. Cuntpussy, wooden ball, metal mug and frog. Cuntpussywoodenball. Head with a fuck and forehead with a dick. No laughing in line even if a bloody cunt with a cigar in its mouth comes along. So pissed off that eyelashes fall off. Oh spring carnival of cunts. Thorny like an old man's cock. Why the fuck are you messing around? Well, fuck hip hip hooray. Oh Fuck! Butter Pussy! Fucking fucking fucking days. Put a cunt on your head. Everything annoys me the most. Watches like a mute pussy. Fuck pussy wooden ball asshole devil.. He who has a cunt, has power. So pissed off that blood doesn't circulate. Oh spring revelry of cunts. Everything goes to hell, except the egg. Dick on the forehead. Spring of cunts and late winter of dicks. Smiles like a cunt from the leg of woolen pants. Calf's pussy. Shines like a priest's cock. Oh Hattu-vatti's fuck. Oh pig's cunt piss. Fuck, berry, pudding; Dick, cock, soufflé. Spring of cunts and vagina's stench. Teasing is caring. A hairy cock hopped on the beach, a bloody pussy hung in the water. For fuck's sake. Oh people of Cuntland. Teasing is caring, harsh teasing is loving. Oh horse-goat-fuck. Oh lights of a cuntless house. Oh goat's fucking asshole devil. Oh pig's eyelashes and goat's pussy. Hilafuck. Oh goat's fuck. Oh Jesus' fuck. Cunt to hand! Oh bull's fuck. Oh fuck, baker's dream. Spring of cunts and autumn of dicks. Oh father cat's fuck. Oh fuck's mashed potatoes. Fucking fucking fucking ear. Now you made a mistake when you showed your cunt. Do something with these now, when your fingers are like a bunch of dicks. Cunts swarm like poodles, dicks walk like beggar boys. Cunt in foam watches. Oh cockpussyassholefuckdevil. Come under if your cunt is insured. It's a fucking lie that there are bones in a dick. It works like washing a cunt with laundry soap. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball and milking stool. Left like a finger from an ass. Cold as in an Eskimo's pussy. Oh father cat's fuck. Whatever the world is like, a pimp doesn't give a fuck. Head with a fuck and butt with a dick. Fuck, pussy and wooden ass. Five to the cunt hair."