Fucking Sayings and Incantations - tote bag

We collected some cultural information from our followers, specifically various sayings and incantations fitting our theme. In less than a couple of days, we received so many that we decided to create a few collage products from the survey results! As a "fuck you" to all visual arts professionals, we naturally chose the beloved Comic Sans font.

The printed text on the product is as follows:
"Spinning like a madman's cock in a crazy person's ass. Cunts everywhere like poodles. Oh, what a shitty fucking mess. Sea otter's cunt-picker. It sucks when the cunt doesn't taste good, even when you seek a taste of cunt, said the old sailor. As much revival as a wooden stick in a spoon box. Fucking fucking fuck. He who chooses pussy, gets little sex. Smell my ass and yelp, turn it inside out and lick it. Spring of cunts and autumn storm of cocks. Slippery as a priest's dick on a wedding night. Fuck, wine, nicotine, every boy's vitamin. To a thousand pussy pieces. Oh, you fucking root and ram-butted goat's asshole. Go the fuck to hell. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, postman and police. Head with a dick and ear with a cock. So pissed off you can see Turku. Spinning like a madman's cock in a crazy person's ass. Dick Jonas. Cunts everywhere like poodles, cocks standing like beggar boys. What the fuck ever. Put a cunt on your head and flee to the mountains. Fuck, if only it were a violin. Gotta hold it like a sore pussy. The whole grandma's wash turned into a fucking mess. Went to shit like Jesus's Easter. Fucking goddamn devil. Messed up like Suikkanen's wife's pubic hair. The folk of Cuntland. A pretty girl deliberately always lies on her stomach, breasts flatten and shit runs into her cunt. He who holds back a f*rt has other deceptions. Shines like a goat's cunt. Bullshit said Vatanen and a hundred went again. Whistle to hell. Oh, Christ's fuck. Oh, horse-cow-fuck. Fuck, it's so annoying. Fucking lie that cocks have bones. So annoyed my head is exploding. May he smell a dick as long as the line on a fishing rod. Went to shit like the Civil War. Oh fuck and margarine pussy. Fuck what shit. Head with a dick. Oh, fucking fucking fuck. Oh, Christ's fuck. Head with a dick and back of the head with a cock. Annoyed like a small squirrel with a sore tooth and a frozen cone. Waving like a madman's cock in a crazy person's ass. So annoyed that blood doesn't circulate. Oh fuck, and no margarine pussy. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, tin mug, asshole. So windy that cunts whine. It's like a priest's dick in a raisin soup on Christmas morning. Put a cunt on your head and smile. Annoyed like a small pig. Oh fuck, pussy and wooden ball. Spring of cunts. Fuck-satan. It's shitty to die with a hard-on, because a hole must be carved in the coffin lid. It's like a mute cunt on a spruce branch. Head with a dick and forehead with a cock. Oh Fuck. Waving like a madman's cock in a crazy person's ass. Singing voice was like a pubic hair - thin and impure. Smell my ass and sneeze, fly across the sky. So annoyed that blood doesn't circulate. Annoyed like a squirrel in a dry summer. Nose running like a groom's dick on a wedding night. Annoyed like a small squirrel. Went to shit. What piss can I bring you. Fucking pussy hanging on the wall. Millicunt centicunt decicunt cunt! Hectocunt decacunt oh horse-fucking-fucking fuck. He's ogling like a mute cunt. So annoyed that my lips sting. Oh fuck and margarine ass. Cunt whines and leather flute wails. Uncle doesn't tell off, uncle advises. Remember boy, when you go somewhere, take a briefcase, a dick and common sense with you. Oh fuck, baker boy's dream. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, rooster's balls and a condom. A cunt is a cunt even if it's on your forehead. Bloody cunts and cock bones. Cunts cunts cunts, they were open and they were closed. Cunt cheeks. Oh fuck and margarine dick. Annoyed like a flying squirrel in a logging area. Oh, a hairy goat's cunt. Oh, a hairy queen cat's cunt. Fuck pussy, hanging on the wall, hair thief, hair broke, pussy burst. Fucking devil and satan's fuck. Hard ribbing keeps yuppies away. Spinning like a lingonberry in a pussy. How the fuck do you whistle when your lip is split? It's shitty to die with a hard-on, a tower must be erected on the coffin lid. Annoyed like a toothless squirrel. Remember boy that a pussy has slippery stairs, many boys have stumbled on them. Spinning like a lingonberry in a pussy. Put a cunt on your head and you'll get an eternal part. Oh, crying cunt. Oh, people of Cuntland. Fucking gums. Oh, fucking whiskers and through the ass. So annoyed that my face comes off. Oh, sea otter's cunt skin. That spring of cunts and late winter of cocks. Fucking pussy, wooden ball, tin mug and a frog. Fuckingpussywoodenball. Head with a dick and forehead with a cock. No laughing in line even if a bloody cunt with a cigar in its mouth comes along. So annoyed that my eyelashes fall off. Oh, spring carnivals of cunts. Prickly as an old man's dick. Why are you fucking around. Well, fucking hip-hip-hooray. Oh Fuck! Smör Fitta! Fucking fucking fucking days. Put a cunt on your head. Everything annoys me the most. Ogling like a mute cunt. Fuck pussy wooden ball asshole devil.. He who has a cunt, has power. So annoyed that blood doesn't circulate. Oh, spring revelry of cunts. Everything goes to hell, except the egg. Cock on forehead. Spring of cunts and late winter of cocks. Smiling, like a cunt from a woolen pant leg. Calf's cunt. Shines like a priest's dick. Oh, Hattifattener's fuck. Oh, pig's cunt piss. Fuck, berry, pudding; Cock, dick, souffle. Spring of cunts and smells of vagina. Ribbing is caring. A hairy dick hopped on the beach, a bloody pussy dangled in the water. For fuck's sake. Oh, people of Cuntland. Ribbing is caring, hard ribbing is loving. Oh, horse-goat's-fuck. Oh, lights of a non-fucking house. Oh, goat's cunt asshole devil. Oh, pig's eyelashes and goat's cunt. Cunt-thing. Oh, goat's cunt. Oh, Jesus's fuck. A cunt in your hand!. Oh, bull's fuck. Oh, fuck, baker's dream. Spring of cunts and autumn of cocks. Oh, tomcat's fuck. Oh, fucking meatballs. Fucking fucking fucking ear. Now you made a mistake by showing your cunt. Now do something with these, when your fingers are like a bunch of cocks. Cunts everywhere like poodles, cocks walking like beggar boys. Fuck watches in the foam. Oh, dickpussyassfuckdevil. Come under if your cunt is insured. It's a fucking lie that cocks have bones. It goes like washing a cunt with laundry soap. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball and milking stool. Left like a finger from an ass. Cold as an Eskimo's cunt. Oh, tomcat's fuck. No matter how the world is, a pimp doesn't give a fuck. Head with a dick and butt with a cock. Fuck, pussy and wooden ass. Five minutes to pubic hair."