Damn Sayings and Incantations - T-shirt, women's

We collected some cultural information from our followers, i.e., various sayings and incantations fitting our theme. In less than a couple of days, we received so many that we decided to create a few collage products from the survey results! As a fuck-you to all visual arts professionals, we naturally chose the beloved Comic Sans font.

The text printed on the product reads in its entirety:
"Spins like a madman’s cock in a crazy ass. Cunts swarm like poodles. Oh, a goddamn pile of shit. Sea fox’s cock-picker. It's a bitch when the cunt won't taste, even if you seek the cunt to taste, said the old sailor. As much chatter as a wooden dick in a spoon box. Fucking fucking fuck. He who picks a pussy, rarely lays. Kiss my ass and whistle, turn it inside out and lick it. Spring of cunts and autumn storm of dicks. Slippery as a priest's cock on the wedding night. Fuck, wine, nicotine, every boy's vitamin. To a thousand cunt shards. Oh, you fucking root and ram-poked goat-cunt asses. Go fuck around in the water. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, postman and policeman. Head with a cunt and ear with a dick. So pissed off you can see Turku. Spins like a madman's cock in a crazy person's ass. Dick-Jonas. Cunts swarm like poodles, dicks stand like beggar boys. What the fuck. Put a cunt on your head and flee to the mountains. Fuck, if only it were a violin. Gotta hold it like a sore pussy. The whole grandma's wash went into fucking up. Went to shit like Jesus's Easter. Fuck-satan-perkele. As messy as Suikkanen's wife's pubic hair. The folk of Cuntland. A pretty girl deliberately always lies on her stomach, her breasts get squashed and shit flows into her pussy. He who holds in a fard has other tricks too. Shines like a goat's cunt. Fuck that, said Vatanen, and a hundred went again. Whistle to hell. Oh, Christ's cunt. Oh, horse-cow-cunt. Fuck, how it pisses me off. It’s a fucking lie that there are bones in a dick. So pissed off my head will explode. May he smell as long a cunt as there is fishing line on a reel. Went to shit like the civil war. Oh, fuck and margarine pussy. Fuck what a load of shit. Head with a cunt. Oh, you fucking fucking fuck. Oh, Christ's cunt. Head with a cunt and back of the head with a dick. Annoyed like a small squirrel with a sore tooth and a frozen cone. Swings like a madman's dick in a crazy person's ass. So pissed off blood won't circulate. Oh, fuck, and not some margarine pussy. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, tin mug, asshole. It's so windy the cunts are whistling. It's like a priest's cock in raisin soup on Christmas morning. Put a cunt on your head and smile. Pissed off like a little pig. Oh, fuck, pussy, and wooden ball. Spring of cunts. Cunt-satan. It's a bitch to die with a hard-on, because you have to carve a hole in the coffin lid. It's like a mute cunt on a spruce branch. Head with a cunt and forehead with a dick. Oh, Fuck. Swings like a madman's dick in a crazy person's ass. His singing voice was like pubic hair - thin and impure. Smell my ass and sneeze, fly across the sky. So pissed off blood won't circulate. Annoyed like a squirrel in a dry summer. Nose runs like a groom's cock on the wedding night. Annoyed like a small squirrel. Went to shit. I'll bring you piss. Cunt-pussy hanging on your wall. Milli-cunt centi-cunt deci-cunt cunt! Hecto-cunt deca-cunt oh horse-cunt-cunt-cunt. He watches like a mute cunt. So pissed off my lips sting. Oh, fuck and margarine ass. Cunt whistles and leather flute wails. Uncle doesn't scold, uncle advises. Remember, boy, when you go somewhere, you have a briefcase, a dick, and common sense. Oh-fuck, baker boy's dream. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, rooster's balls, and a condom. A cunt is a cunt even if it's on your forehead. Bloody cunts and dick bones. Cunts cunts cunts, yes, they were open and they were closed. Cunt cheeks. Oh, fuck and margarine dick. Annoyed like a flying squirrel in a clear-cut area. Oh, goat's hairy cunt. Oh, mother cat's hairy cunt. Fuck pussy, hanging on the wall, hair stole, hair broke, pussy burst. Fucking devil and satan's cunt. Harsh teasing keeps yuppies away. Spins like a lingonberry in a pussy. Why the fuck are you whistling when your lip is split? It's a bitch to die with a hard-on, you have to build a tower on the coffin lid. Annoyed like a toothless squirrel. Remember, boy, there are slippery stairs in a pussy, many a boy has stumbled on them. Spins like a lingonberry in a pussy. Put a cunt on your head and you'll get an eternal part. Oh, crying cunt. Oh, the folk of Cuntland. Cunt gums. Oh, cunt whiskers and through the ass. So pissed off my face will fall off. Oh, sea fox's cunt skin. That spring of cunts and late winter of dicks. Cunt-pussy, wooden ball, tin mug, and frog. Cunt-pussy-wooden-ball. Head with a cunt and forehead with a dick. No laughing in line even if a bloody cunt with a cigar in its mouth comes. So pissed off my eyelashes will fall off. Oh, the spring carnival of cunts. Prickly as an old man's cock. Why the fuck are you messing around. Well, fuck hip hip hooray. Oh, Fuck! Smör Fitta! Fucking fucking cunt days. Put a cunt on your head. Everything annoys me the most. Watches like a mute cunt. Fuck pussy wooden ball asshole devil.. He who has a cunt, has power. So pissed off blood won't circulate. Oh, the spring revelry of cunts. Everything goes to hell, except the egg. Dick on forehead. Spring of cunts and late winter of dicks. Smiles like a cunt from a wool trouser leg. Calf's cunt. Shines like a priest's cock. Oh, Hatti-Vatti's cunt. Oh, pig-cunt-pee. Fuck, berry, pudding; Dick, cock, soufflé. Spring of cunts and stench of vaginas. Teasing is caring. A hairy dick hopped on the beach, a bloody pussy hung in the water. Let the fuck be. Oh, the folk of Cuntland. Teasing is caring, harsh teasing is loving. Oh, horse-goat-cunt. Oh, the lights of a house without a cunt. Oh, goat-cunt-asshole-satan. Oh, pig's eyelashes and goat's cunt. Thread-cunt. Oh, goat-cunt. Oh, Jesus-cunt. Cunt to hand!. Oh, bull-cunt. Oh, fuck, baker's dream. Spring of cunts and autumn of dicks. Oh, father-cat's cunt. Oh, fucking meat potatoes. Fucking fucking fucking ear. Now you made a mistake when you showed your cunt. Now do something with these, when your fingers are like a bunch of dicks. Cunts swarm like poodles, dicks walk like beggar boys. Cunt in foam watches. Oh, dick-pussy-ass-cunt-satan. Come under if your cunt is insured. It's a fucking lie that there are bones in a dick. The thing goes like washing a cunt with laundry soap. Fuck, pussy, wooden ball, and milking stool. Left like a finger from an ass. Cold as in an Eskimo's cunt. Oh, father-cat's cunt. No matter how the world is, a pimp doesn't give a fuck. Head with a cunt and butt with a dick. Fuck, pussy, and wooden ass. Five minutes to pubic hair."